I had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...
Please! Please!! Don't write on my wall, i just painted it yesterday.
What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
My computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.
Physics would have been much easier if 'Tree' instead of 'Apple' had fallen on Newton's head.
Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"
You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
f***book !!
Who said nothing is impossible. I have been doing nothing for the past year.
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance.. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair.. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage.. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse.
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